Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Bought Pantyhose Again!

I'm addicted to pantyhose. I think I've established that pretty well in my previous posts. They're just so soft and silky and wonderful!

I already own anywhere from 30 - 100 pair of pantyhose in various styles and shades. I honestly don't have an exact count because they're EVERYWHERE in my bedroom. Sure, I have a special drawer in my lingerie cart dedicated to pantyhose and tights, but it can't hold the whole collection, so there are pantyhose in my nightstand, pantyhose in almost every drawer of my dresser...hell, there are even 6 pair of brand new Hanes Silk Reflections Silky Sheer pantyhose sitting in the end table drawer next to my couch!

With all the various pantyhose I own, there is no good reason to buy more pantyhose.

So I bought more pantyhose

It started off innocently enough! My project was simply to buy new sandals (slides, actually) from Kohl's. I bought 3 pair of Under Armour slides (2 black & pink - one for me and one for Larissa, and one black and white - for me when I'm out in public with Larissa). Kohl's has a sale on the Under Armour slides, so all 3 came up to $74 and some change. Kohl's offers free shipping orders over $75. Do you see where I'm going here? Faced with the option of paying for shipping (I'm genetically predisposed to avoid this) and ordering one more item, it was a no brainer. But what to order?

Oh hey, wait a minute! Kohl's has those buttery-soft, ultra-sheer Hanes Perfect Nudes pantyhose, that I enjoy wearing immensely, at 3 pair for $30! I've never tried them in black, so...now I have 3 pair of Under Armour slides and 3 pair of black Perfect Nudes en route.

I have a sickness, folks. I'm addicted to not only wearing pantyhose, but to buying new pantyhose. In my own defense, those Perfect Nudes are super fragile. I have a pair I often wear to bed, because they have several holes in them. I never did anything strenuous in them, mind you. They're just very fragile. If you look at them the wrong way, a hole materializes in them. If only they weren't so addictively soft and comfy!

Such is the life of a pantyhose-obsessed crossdresser. I guess it could be worse. I could be obsessed with really expensive shoes.

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